Your priorities are delusional.
Delulu Bot roasts your daily focus inside Slack before you waste another day on fake work.
Used by founders pretending onboarding nonprofits is GTM.
There is a better way with this short silver bullet:
Think from first principles - reasoning from the core essence and substance -#TheOneThing
Founder mode - not manager mode, be in the details with hands on -#Don'tDelegateSales
Retardmaxxing - don't overthink planning and just do it#AvoidGettingStuckInALoop
#founder-mode · live roasts
A typical day in your Slack.
screenshots not staged. ok maybe slightly staged. you get the point.
the product
What Delulu Bot actually does.
Priority Roasting
Detects fake productivity and busywork. Then mocks it publicly.
Founder Accountability
Keeps reminding you what actually moves revenue. Daily. Mercilessly.
Slack Native
No new app. Just painful truth directly where bad decisions happen.
Delusion Score™
Daily score from "focused operator" to "AI blockchain CRM visionary".
Live demo · no Slack needed
Get roasted right now.
Type what you're working on today. Delulu Bot replies with a roast and a Delusion Score™. Top scores hit the leaderboard below.
Hall of Delusion
Today's most delusional operators.
Live leaderboard of the highest Delusion Scores™ from the playground above.
a brief catalog
Common founder delusions.
Hover each one. Yes, you've done at least three of these this week.
"Rebuilding instead of selling"
v3 of your codebase will not save you. a customer call might.
v3 of your codebase will not save you. a customer call might.
"Taking enterprise calls with non-ICP clients"
they will not sign. they will request a demo for their cousin.
they will not sign. they will request a demo for their cousin.
"Perfecting onboarding for zero users"
0 × 'world-class UX' is still 0.
0 × 'world-class UX' is still 0.
"Researching instead of shipping"
you've been 'doing discovery' for 11 weeks. ship the ugly version.
you've been 'doing discovery' for 11 weeks. ship the ugly version.
"Thinking branding is your bottleneck"
your bottleneck is that nobody knows you exist.
your bottleneck is that nobody knows you exist.
what they (begrudgingly) say
Loved by founders who hate it.
"Delulu Bot saved me from spending 3 weeks redesigning buttons."
"I hated this bot. Then revenue doubled."
"It's like having Paul Graham bully me into focus."
pricing
Pay less than your unused Notion seats.
Free
for chronic procrastinators
- 10 roasts/day
- Slack integration
- Basic accountability
- Public shame (lite)
Pro
/founder /month — cheaper than therapy
- Unlimited roasts
- Team-wide roasting
- Founder analytics
- Recurring focus reminders
- Delusion score™
Enterprise
for orgs in late-stage cope
- Custom roast tone
- Company focus dashboards
- Manager mode
- Quarterly delusion review
- Dedicated mean-bot success
Your startup doesn't need another productivity tool.
It needs intervention.
takes 30 seconds. your fragile ego takes longer to recover.